*sung to the tune of 12 days of christmas*
on the 12th day of carolinemas my true love gave to me…
12 broken bones
11 hospitalizations
10 crooked fingers
9 pieces of metal in my knees
8 wisdom teeth
7 daily medications
6 mouth surgeries
5 chronic illnesses!
4 displaced vertebrae
3 extra ribs
2 uneven legs
and a mentally unstable bitch ❤
i swear this is not a cry for help i just find it comical that i’m such a medical anomaly