TWELVE days of carolinemas

*sung to the tune of 12 days of christmas*

on the 12th day of carolinemas my true love gave to me…

     12 broken bones

     11 hospitalizations

     10 crooked fingers

     9 pieces of metal in my knees

     8 wisdom teeth

     7 daily medications

     6 mouth surgeries

     5 chronic illnesses!

     4 displaced vertebrae

     3 extra ribs

     2 uneven legs

     and a mentally unstable bitch ❤

i swear this is not a cry for help i just find it comical that i’m such a medical anomaly

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