my TWENTY EIGHT dietary restrictions

i love food, i’m a major foodie, but god damn there’s a lot of things i can’t eat!

(but let’s be honest i still eat most of them otherwise i’d starve)

while i’m allergic to most of them, there’s just a lot of stuff i refuse to eat

1. gluten
2. red meat
3. strawberries
4. blackberries
5. kiwi
6. soy
7. pineapple
8. mango
9. avocados
10. grapefruit
11. celery
12. tomatoes
13. passion fruit
14. papaya
15. beans
16. mushrooms
17. shellfish
18. oranges
19. peanuts
20. peppers
21. blueberries
22. raspberries
23. eggs (by themselves)
24. mayo
25. almonds
26. brussel sprouts
27. dairy
28. gelatin