THIRTY EIGHT things i hate

eating sounds
people that move into your lane and then slow down
waking up
going to wrtr class… or spanish… or any class (except yours ily)
pink whitney
when there’s no parking outside my dorm
communal bathrooms
when you’re trying to breathe and you feel like you can’t fill up your whole lung so you keep breathing in until you almost suffocate
when you can feel your toes touching
the smell of peanut butter
the sound of someone snapping their gum
when i can’t crack my knuckles but really need to
wet socks
bugs
when you can’t touch or see the bottom of the ocean
dining hall food
dfw airport (love field is superior)
having a stuffy nose
when my nails start lifting & get stuck in my hair
ruby grapefruit white claw
talking during a movie
slow walkers
people who have to one up everything you say
when your takeout spills in the bag
people who talk really close to you & you can feel their breath
people who push their views on you
over posting
that noise people make when they have something in their throat
people who only use speech to text
grammar nazis
people who think they’re the shit & shove it in your face
being left on delivered
heating up smelly food in a public kitchen
when your to go order is wrong & you don’t realize until you’re home
overactive group chats (@ vs group me)
excessive ads
obnoxious snoring
slow wifi