Author Archives: Caroline Corcoran

when all else fails, just remember: it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

2020… a year of fear,      heartbreak,           change,                & so much more. it’s a year most wish to forget, but i wish to remember. i’m the definition of a homebody, so the chance to stay at home all-day, everyday, was a dreamContinue reading “TWENTY20”

this salad was $19… what the actual fuck… i’m too broke for this

i hate being an adult. it’s terrifying. i got called for jury duty for the first time??? i thought that was just a fake excuse people used to get out of things. but i can vote & gamble & play the lottery, so i guess that’s pretty cool. i’m also broke. i have like $7Continue reading “EIGHTEEN: welcome to adulthood”

1: you survived your first year of life! go you!! 2: welcome to the terrible twos… parents beware! 10: double digits baby!! 13: yes! finally a teenager! 14: high school here i come! 15: i can drive! (…well with a parent) 16: i can drive! for real this time! 17: ???? 18: welcome to adulthood!Continue reading “SEVENTEEN: what an age”

if i had 16 wishes they would be: be able to eat anything & be skinny graduate college meet my soulmate have a huge family unlimited mac & cheese live abroad for a little bit have a job i don’t hate be happy & healthy work for vogue be able to handle my alcohol beContinue reading “SIXTEEN wishes”

the spins by mac miller runaway (feat. pusha t) by kanye west waves (tame impala remix) by miguel cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant iffy by caamp dead sea by the lumineers a.m. by one direction iris by the goo goo dolls midnight city by m83 from the dining table by harry styles jordan belfortContinue reading “FIFTEEN songs i’d sell my soul to hear again for the first time”

on may 14, 2003 at 7:14 am, coming in at a whopping 7 lbs, 7 oz; a star was born. i love birthdays. i always have & always will. not just my birthday, but all birthdays. i find it so adorable that we make such a big deal solely over someone existing. i’m a firmContinue reading “may FOURTEENth should be a national holiday”

disclaimer: i was extremely limited on title names due to my (questionable???) method of numbering my posts, so i decided to take this commonly “unfortunate” title and tried to put a happy twist on it!! 🙂 it was finally less than 1000 outside i’m ordering chinese food for dinner i did make hair & makeupContinue reading “THIRTEEN reasons why (i’m happy!)”

*sung to the tune of 12 days of christmas* on the 12th day of carolinemas my true love gave to me…      12 broken bones      11 hospitalizations      10 crooked fingers      9 pieces of metal in my knees      8 wisdom teeth      7 daily medications  Continue reading “TWELVE days of carolinemas”